Prose, poetry, Venn diagrams, political manifestos, ships' logs, screenplays, stolen blueprints, "Dear John" letters, court pleadings, prison diaries, medical records, deposition transcripts, essays, forced confessions, ransom notes, psychological profiles of your pets, qualified domestic relations orders, "Nigerian" spam, Rorschach inkblot test answers, gravestone etchings, hand-puppet schematics, interviews with fake celebrities, high-school book reports, advanced sandwich recipes, basic sandwich recipes, D.I.Y. dental instructional video reviews, calligraphy, top-10 lists, top-100 lists, choreography, mash notes, box scores, arts & crafts projects, aerial photographs, dinner receipts, bar tabs, lunch menus, wish lists, topographical maps, nautical charts, mock-bible passages, unapologetic gossip, sewing patterns, anonymous threats, top-secret personnel files, leaked White House memoranda, crossword puzzles, nude animal sketches, cartoons, comics, 1980s filmstrip synopses, staunchly conservative social commentary, European erotica, aboriginal sheet music, folk remedies, literary criticism of non-literary writing, apolitical satire, harangues, talking-head rants, hair-brained plots to take over the world, historically inaccurate historical fiction, business plans, odes, naval warfare strategies, mathematical proofs, etc.

What do each of these have in common, you ask?  Believe it or not, you may submit ANY OF THEM -- or whatever else you can think of -- for publication in the next issue of Gluttony Digest.  All you have to do is send your ORIGINAL CONTRIBUTION, in electronic format, to editors@gluttonydigest.com, on or before January 19, 2007.  (Or, if you're hungry for an assignment personally tailored by the GD Editorial Board to suit your individual talents, send them a little note saying so, and they'll get back to you in a jiffy.)

What's in it for you?  PLENTY.  Aside from nominal compensation and the admiration of your drunkest peers, you get a lifetime subscription to GD, a handsome bumper sticker, and all the cheap booze you can handle at the issue's INEVITABLY AWESOME Official Release Party, tentatively scheduled for mid-February, 2007.

Hey, what exactly is a "Gluttony Digest" anyway?  Funny you should ask.  At its best, GD is a literary magazine published quarterly, since 2002, in the District of Columbia and parts beyond.  It likes fine dining, long walks on the beach, and romantic comedies.   Go ahead, give it a try.  You'll like it.  We promise.

Thanks for your consideration.

The Editors.
http://www.gluttonydigest.com


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